interview with Saddam Hussein
Mar. 2nd, 2003 06:10 pmnote: this is not a real interview. this is the French political news commentary that is HUMOROUS. Don't sue me for defamation. I didn't write this, f@#^*ers; the guignols did.
Guignol: So why don't you do us all a favor and destroy your missiles?
Saddam Hussein: *mumble*
Guignol: Dude, if you don't destroy the damn things, the Americans'll attack.
Saddam: And if I do destroy them?
Guignol: uh....
Well, the Americans'll still attack, I guess.
Saddam: So why should I bother?
See, I'll just keep 'em and take out a few Americans when they come.
Guignol: But dude, they're illegal missiles. So not cool. ILLEGAL, man.
Saddam: Yeah....
Say, which ones are the legal missiles?
Guignol: Uh, I guess the American ones?
Saddam: Damn. I don't have any of those.
(looks discouraged, then brightens)
But I have a feeling I'm gonna be getting some soon!
Guignol: So why don't you do us all a favor and destroy your missiles?
Saddam Hussein: *mumble*
Guignol: Dude, if you don't destroy the damn things, the Americans'll attack.
Saddam: And if I do destroy them?
Guignol: uh....
Well, the Americans'll still attack, I guess.
Saddam: So why should I bother?
See, I'll just keep 'em and take out a few Americans when they come.
Guignol: But dude, they're illegal missiles. So not cool. ILLEGAL, man.
Saddam: Yeah....
Say, which ones are the legal missiles?
Guignol: Uh, I guess the American ones?
Saddam: Damn. I don't have any of those.
(looks discouraged, then brightens)
But I have a feeling I'm gonna be getting some soon!
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