zana16

I wish to go on record and say that I didn't even plant a damn zucchini plant. I planted a yellow squash plant. It was clearly labelled! The fact that I currently have a zucchini plant in my garden that covers a 5 ft by 5 ft square patch is NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY.

Unfortunately, the prolific and humorously-large zucchinis it is putting out have become my responsibility. I don't even like zucchini (HENCH MY NOT PLANTING ANY). I am at the point of contemplating leaving them on people's doorsteps in the dead of night...