interview with Saddam Hussein

[zana16]

note: this is not a real interview. this is the French political news commentary that is HUMOROUS. Don't sue me for defamation. I didn't write this, f@#^*ers; the guignols did.

Guignol: So why don't you do us all a favor and destroy your missiles?

Saddam Hussein: *mumble*

Guignol: Dude, if you don't destroy the damn things, the Americans'll attack.

Saddam: And if I do destroy them?

Guignol: uh....
Well, the Americans'll still attack, I guess.

Saddam: So why should I bother?
See, I'll just keep 'em and take out a few Americans when they come.

Guignol: But dude, they're illegal missiles. So not cool. ILLEGAL, man.

Saddam: Yeah....
Say, which ones are the legal missiles?

Guignol: Uh, I guess the American ones?

Saddam: Damn. I don't have any of those.
(looks discouraged, then brightens)
But I have a feeling I'm gonna be getting some soon!

Comments

[sylvanstargazer.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant...^_^