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Mar. 6th, 2005 04:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zana16“Our...wedding?”
“Surely Harry Potter hasn’t forgotten that he turns 18 this summer!” Dobby looked shocked.
“Um, no, I remember that part. What’s this about a wedding?”
Dobby suddenly appeared outraged. “Harry Potter accepted Dobby’s socks! Not once, not twice, but many times! For many years Dobby has been waiting for Harry Potter to come of age! Harry Potter cannot be backing out now! Winky is already helping Dobby to embroider the linens!” His nose was quivering, and his ears were turning red. Harry decided this would be a very good time to go—somewhere else. Anywhere else.
Harry Potter crack!fic. Includes slash. Do not read if you are not familiar with the term "slash" or are easily squicked.
Fecking hilarious.
“Surely Harry Potter hasn’t forgotten that he turns 18 this summer!” Dobby looked shocked.
“Um, no, I remember that part. What’s this about a wedding?”
Dobby suddenly appeared outraged. “Harry Potter accepted Dobby’s socks! Not once, not twice, but many times! For many years Dobby has been waiting for Harry Potter to come of age! Harry Potter cannot be backing out now! Winky is already helping Dobby to embroider the linens!” His nose was quivering, and his ears were turning red. Harry decided this would be a very good time to go—somewhere else. Anywhere else.
Harry Potter crack!fic. Includes slash. Do not read if you are not familiar with the term "slash" or are easily squicked.
Fecking hilarious.