It's the good moments that make the stress level worth it

[zana16]

Musa, in Calc class: ...My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like--

Me: Unless it's Calculus-related, please don't sing in class, Musa.

Musa: ...My..derivatives bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours....

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Then on Thursday I let him teach the class cause I was tired from being on duty the night before, and I sat in the back and was a whiny student for the day.

I think I love my Calc class.

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Me, last night: Sam, I will flunk you if you continue to try to eat that. ['that' being a potentially-poisonous berry covered in glue]

Sam: You can't do that! I--I'd sue you for discrimination!

Melissa (the Dean): Somehow I just don't think you could get a jury to believe that Janaki was homophobic. Sorry, Sam.

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Wanda (front office manager): So you're taking your class out to lunch?

Me: No, I'm taking them out to do a physics lab; lunch is just incidental.

Wanda: Are you sure they know that?

Me, listening to the students arguing over where to go for lunch: ...No, I don't think they do.