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Mar. 8th, 2004 01:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zana16Dear Aprille,
I breathe bell peppers in your general direction, mortal!!! *evil laughter*
Dear New England weather,
You suck. Die please.
Dear Zana's uterus,
Okay, I'm sorry already! I stopped putting those hormones in you, didn't I? Will you stop punishing me already? I mean, it's enough that I have to deal with bad skin for the first time since middle school, and I'm pretty used to the mood swings, but this whole thinking you're pregnant thing? Not so cool. You've reduced me to BEGGING for CRAMPS, for Havens' sake!
Dear Melissa,
Stop being hot and messing with my "straight phase" vibe. Stop being adorably shy, too. In fact, if you would cease to exist it would make my emotional life a whole lot easier. Since I can't really ask you to off yourself for the sake of my sanity, I will continue to crush on you gently.
I breathe bell peppers in your general direction, mortal!!! *evil laughter*
Dear New England weather,
You suck. Die please.
Dear Zana's uterus,
Okay, I'm sorry already! I stopped putting those hormones in you, didn't I? Will you stop punishing me already? I mean, it's enough that I have to deal with bad skin for the first time since middle school, and I'm pretty used to the mood swings, but this whole thinking you're pregnant thing? Not so cool. You've reduced me to BEGGING for CRAMPS, for Havens' sake!
Dear Melissa,
Stop being hot and messing with my "straight phase" vibe. Stop being adorably shy, too. In fact, if you would cease to exist it would make my emotional life a whole lot easier. Since I can't really ask you to off yourself for the sake of my sanity, I will continue to crush on you gently.
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Date: 2004-03-08 08:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-03-09 12:19 am (UTC)I hate New England weather, too. Also, I promise never to be hot. Will that help any?
Laina
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Date: 2004-03-09 02:07 am (UTC)