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And, in the vein of L33T Shakespeare and PotC, we present:



Here it is. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

L33t Arthurian Legend
Principal instigator/writer: K4ti3 S
Contributors: rhipowered, ambermoon, zana16

Uther: 1gra1ne iz teh h0tt
Merlin: y3ah yu0 sh0uld g0 f0r h3r
Uther: 1gra1ne seXX0r m3
Igraine: but 1m marri3d
Gorlois: y3ah d0nt t0uch my b1tch n00b *l3aves f0r w4r*
Uther: n0 r3eally seXX0r m3
Igraine: 0k unf unf
Gorlois: *diez*
Igraine: 1 hav3 a k1d th1s iz teh r0XX0r!!!1 nad my l05er husbnad 1s
d34d
Uther: sw33t
Igraine: but 1 have to s3nd h1m aw4y ht1s is teh suXX0r!!!

Ector: u r my s0n n0w
Kay: u r my l1ttle br0ther
Arthur: k
Merlin: l00k asw0rd 1n a st0ne!!
Arthur: kewl *yoink*
Merlin: d00d 4rthur u r teh k1ng
Arthur: wtf!! 0k
Arthur: 1 s0 r00l
Kay: 1 m yu0r d00d
Arthur: sw33t

Arthur: l3tz seXX0r
Morgan: k l3tz unf unf
Arthur: OMFG wtf j00r my s1st3r!!!111
Morgan: suXX0r

Merlin: ur s0n w1ll fuXX0r yu0 up
Arthur: s0n? omg m0rg4n!!! suXX0r!!!1

Arthur: kn1ghtz r0XX0r!!11
Gawain: w00t unl3ss th3y r gr33n
Arthur: u r w3ird
Other Knights: we R teh r0XX0r
Arthur: w00t

Arthur: gu1n3v3r3 1z a h0t b4b3 1 want 2 seXX0r h3r
Merlin: sh3 iz teh suX0r
Arthur: fuXX0r y00 m3rl1n
Merlin: sh3 w1ll seXX0r yu0r b3st fr13nd
Arthur: wh4tev3r
Guinevere: unf unf

Lancelot: h1 my m0m 1z l@dy 0f teh l@ke
Arthur: wh4tever
Lancelot: im h3r3 2 b3 yu0r kn1ght b/c i tolly r00l
Arthur: yu0 r teh kewlest
Lancelot: yu0r ch1ck 1s teh hawt
Arthur: wh4t3v3r
Guinevere: 1 wnat 2 s3XX0r yu0 l4nc3l0t
Lancelot: unf unf

Arthur: s4X0ns r teh suX0r
Knights: w0rd
Knights: *fightz*
Saxons: *fightz*
Saxons: *diez*

Lucius: i m teh shizn1t cuz im teh 3mp3r0r
Arthur: j00 suXX0r
Lucius: 0k ur r teh m4n
Arthur: w00t

Nimue: m3rl1n u r teh h0t i seXX0r u
Merlin: but im 0ld w1zard d00d
Nimue: thats 0k come wiht m3
Merlin: omg u r so h0t lets fuXX0r
Nimue: k
Merlin: OMG WTF????/ im l0cked in h3r3!!!!!11
Nimue: haha l0s3r

Meliagaunt: arhtur u r teh suXX0r i hvae yu0r ch1ck
Guinevere: u r teh suXX0r!!! l3t m3 g0 u ass!!!1
Lancelot: h1 gu1n3v3r3 im her3 2 r3scu3 j00
Guinevere: omg sw33t!!
Lancelot: i wnat 2 seXX0r u t00!!1 *pullz 0ut wind0w barz* ow im
bl33ding
Guinevere: suXX0r
Lancelot: i lvoe u gu1nev3r3 u r teh kewl!!!!11
Guinevere: unf unf
Meliagaunt: omg sh3 s3xX0red s0me bl33ding d00d!!
Wounded Knights: wtf???/ d00d i w1sh sh3s h0t
Lancelot: n0 sh3 d1dnt seXX0r any 0f ht3s3 d00dz
Meliagaunt: yeah pr0ve 1t n00b
Lancelot: i PWN yu0!!!!1
Meliagaunt: *fightz*
Lancelot: *fightz*
Meliagaunt: *diez*
Lancelot: hahaha u suXX0r lo53r
Guinevere: l3tz g0 h0me

Gareth: 1 wn4t 2 b3 c00l l1ke j00 d00ds
Kay: g4reth j00 suXX0r
Lancelot: fuXX0r 0ff k4y h3 is teh sh1zn1t
Gareth: j00 r teh d00d l@nc3l0t
Lynette: g4reth j00 r teh l053r
Gareth: j00r s1st3r iz teh h0t 1 wnat 2 seXX0r h3r
Lyonesse: k
Lynette: hand5 0ff my s1st3r n00b
Lyonesse: g4r3th u r teh h0t!!!!11 unf unf
Arthur: g4reth u r t3h c00l
Gareth: w00t
Lancelot: t0ld u s0 l053rs

Lancelot: omg wtf????/ a ch1ck in b0il1ng w4ter?!
Elaine: ow h3lp d00d
Lancelot: k *yoink*
Elaine: l4nc3l0t omg j00 r s0 h0t!!!!11
Pelles: u w1ll seXX0r my d4uhgt3r 3la1ne 1t s3z s0 in pr0phe5ys
Lancelot: wh4tev3r
Brisen: l00k l4nc3l0t its gu1n3v3r3!!
Lancelot: OMFG wh3r3???/
Brisen: h3re
Lancelot: gu1nev3r3 yu0 r teh h0tt3st OMG!!!!!!!1111 i seXX0r j00!111
Elaine: OMG so kewl unf unf
Lancelot: wait oh NOOOOOOOOO!!!!11 OMFG WTF??!!11 ur 3la1n3!!!!1 i k1ll
j00!
Elaine: d0nt k1ll me b/c im pr3gnant w1th j00r k1d
Lancelot: OMG im s0rry!!!1 but im l3aving
Elaine: cya

Guinevere: omg wtf l4nc3l0t u hmuped taht ho!!!1
Lancelot: btu i htu0ght she w4s j00
Guinevere: j00 r teh suXX0r!!!!11 1 h4te yu0!!
Lancelot:
AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe@(*#)$u3p2@$()*9upf280*(@#&$)"!#{{}@#$"#J(*P*runz
away all fuXX0red in teh h3ad*
Guinevere: fuXX0r
Bors: gu1n3v3r3 1z a b1tch omg wh3r3s lanc3l0t
Guinevere: dunno h3 l3ft
Bors: suXX0r

Lancelot: @*(#$Pjioo(*#@ *fightz w1ld boarz 1n teh w00ds*
Bedivere: OMFG its l4ncel0t!!!!11
Lancelot: 2(8jp(*FD289odij;oooomg wtf h4pp3n3d?
Bedivere: u w3r3 cr4zy
Lancelot: suXX0r!!
Arthur: h1 lanc3l0t ur b4ck
Guinevere: omg ur h3r3!!!1 kewl

Galahad: h1 4rthur im teh d00d
Arthur: sw33t
Galahad: omg!! l4nc3l0t ur my d4d
Lancelot: wtf?? ok
Everyone: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!111 its teh h0ly gr41l!!!1 roXX0r!!!
Galahad: i wnat 1t
Other Knights: m3 t00
Arthur: i cnat g0 f1nd teh gr41l cuz im teh k1ng!! suXX0r!!!!1
Guinevere: ur all w31rd
Arthur: omg g4l4h4d ur so kewl!!1 u s4t in hte s1eg3 p3rilu0s
Galahad: k
Arthur: u r teh gr41l d00d
Galahad: sw33t!!
Arthur and Guinevere: bye kn1ghts
Knights: cya

Gawain: wtf wh3r3s teh gr4il???//
Hermit: j00 cnat f1nd it cuz u r teh suXX0r
Gawain: y3ah im go1ng h0me
Hermit: cya lo53r

Bors: wh3r3s teh gr4il
Lionel: h3lp im in tru0ble
Maiden: h3lp im in tru0ble
Bors: ill h3lp u b4b3
Lionel: u r teh suXX0r!!! i k1ll j00!!!1
Bors: s0rry d00d i had 2 s4ve teh ch1ck
Lionel: u d13!!!!11
Bors: *fightz*
Lionel: *fightz*
Lionel: *losez*
Bors: cya br0

Percival: wh3r3z teh gr4il
Beautiful Woman: i wn4t 2 seXX0r yu0 p3rc1val u r h0t
Percival: omg u r so h0t!!!1 wa1t oh ye4h teh gr41l
Beautiful Woman: wtf?
Percival: gtg
Beautiful Woman: u r teh suXX0r!! *turnz 1nt0 d3m0n*
Percival: woah suXX0r

Lancelot: wh3r3s teh gr41l
Hermit: u cnat f1nd 1t b/c u r teh suXX0r 4nd j00 seXX0red gu1n3v3r3
Lancelot: omg htis 1s teh suXX0r!!!1 im a l05er!!!!1
Hermit: d0nt ht1nk abuot taht ho anym0re
Lancelot: k
Lancelot: btu i luv h3r
Hermit: u r teh suXX0r hten
Lancelot: k ur r1ght i w0nt

Bors, Percival, Galahad, and Lancelot: omfg!!! teh gr41l!!!!!!!111
Bors, Percival, Galahad: *drinkz* woah htis 1s t3h kewl3st!!!!!1 i l1ke
s33 g0d adn stuff
Lancelot: omg m3 t00! so kewl!!! *runz fr0w4rd* *SM1tE* ow *faintz*
Galahad: omg w0w htis iz teh sh1zn1t!!!1 i s33 g0d!!!1 *diez*
Bors and Percival: woah d00d

Lancelot: wtf?? ow
Bors: u w3r3 tolly fuXX0red
Lancelot: wh3r3s gal4had
Bors: h3s d3ad
Lancelot: omg suXX0r
Bors: letz g0 h0me
Lancelot: k
Percival: hvae fun l8r d00ds

Arthur: omg ht1s is teh suXX0r hlaf my kn1ghts r d3ad
Lancelot: h1 arhtur im b4ck
Arthur: r0XX0r!!!!1
Guinevere: roXX0R!!!!!!1 i wnat 2 seXX0r j00
Lancelot: sw33t

Mordred: 4rthur m4ke me a kn1ght
Arthur: k
Mordred: i m teh 3v3l
Agravain: h1 m0rdr3d
Mordred: lanc3l0t seXX0rz hte qu33n
Agravain: woah suXX0r!!!1
Mordred: letz k1ck h1s 4ss
Agravain: sw33t y3ah

Lancelot: gu1n3v3re u r s0 h0t i seXX0r yu0
Guinevere: unf unf
Lancelot: omg its teh kn1ghts! suXX0r!!!1
Guinevere: suXX0r!!!1
Agravain: lanc3l0t yu0 r teh suXX0r c0me 0ut adn f1ght u n00b
Lancelot: u suXX0r 4gr4va1n i 0wn yu0
Agravain: *fightz*
Lancelot: *fightz*
Agravain: *diez*
Some Other Knights: *diez*
Some Other Knights: *runz*
Lancelot: s0rry b4b3 gtg i luv yu0
Guinevere: suXX0r!! cya d00d

Arthur: my ch1ck iz a b1g ho
Mordred: k1ll h3r hten
Arthur: i d0nt wnat 2 k1ll h3r btu i hvae 2
Mordred: i m teh 3v3l hahaha

Guinevere: omg suXX0r im go1ng 2 d13
Gareth: im w1th j00
Guinevere: th4nx d00d *iz go1ng 2 be burn3d*
Lancelot: omg gu1n3v3r3 im h3r3! l3ts g0 *fightz*
Gareth: *diez*
Everyone Else: omg wtf????/ gar3th was teh d00d

Arthur: i d0nt want 2 k1ll l4ncel0t
Gawain: u r teh suXX0r!!!1 he k1lled my br0hter!!1
Arthur: k
Lancelot: i w0nt f1ght u 4rthur u c4n hvae ur ch1ck b4ck 1f u wnat
Gawain: n0 ur g01ng 2 di3 n00b!!1
Lancelot: *fightz*
Gawain: *fightz*
Gawain: ow d00d im s0rry 4rthur 4nd l4ncel0t *diez*
Guinevere: d00d 4rthur m0rdr3d iz k1ng n0w
Arthur: suXX0r!!
Lancelot: ill h3lp u d00d
Arthur: sw33t

Arthur: omg m0rdr3d u r teh suXX0r!!!!!!11 g1ve m3 b4ck my k1ngd0m!
Mordred: n0 d4d ur a l053r
Arthur: d4d? omfg!!!
Mordred: y3ah i pwn u hahaha

Morgan: im st3aling hte m4gic sc4bbard *yoink*
Arthur: zzz

Arthur: m0rdr3d u suXX0r!!!11 i w1ll haX0r j00!
Mordred: u jsut try
Arthur: *fightz*
Everyone Else: *fightz*
Everyone Else: *diez*
Mordred: *fightz* ow wtf????/ i k1ll j00!!!!11
Arthur: omg ow!!!
Mordred: *diez*
Bedivere: omg its 4rthur!!!!1
Arthur: *bleedz*
Bedivere: omg d00d we n33d 2 g3t u 2 hte 1sl4nd
Arthur: k hten thr0w htat sw0rd 1nt0 hte w4t3r
Bedivere: wtf??
Arthur: d0 it l053r
Bedivere: k
Morgan: h1 br0 im h3r3 2 h3al u
Arthur: wtf m0rg4n?????1
Morgan: by3 d00d
Bedivere: by3 4rthur u w3r3 hte kewlest!!!1

Lancelot: omg wtf 3v3ryb0dys de4d!!!!!1 suXX0r!!!1 n0w 1 c4n seXX0r
gu1n3v3r3 th0
Guinevere: n0 u d0nt
Lancelot: wtf?
Guinevere: im a nun d00d
Lancelot: suXX0r!!!!1
Guinevere: by3 l4ncel0t
Lancelot: by3 i luv u gu1n3v3re u r teh kewlest *criez* im go1ng 2 be a
m0nk n0w

Guinevere: *diez*
Lancelot: omg suXX0r!!!1 4rthur im s0rry d00d u w3r3 hte kewlest!!!1 im
a l053r!!!1 *diez*
Ector: d00d h3 w4z hte l33t3st!!!1 suXX0r!!!1

hte 3nd



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