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[zana16]

Anybody know how to pick locks? I can key the doors in Talbot, but the diningroom door is different and our microwave is locked in there. The Jane and I dismembered a few bobby pins (bobby pins seem so not me, for some reason) trying to pick the lock a la tons of bad spy movies, then opted to make popcorn not in my airpopper (why be sane, when you could possibly burn the house down) but by emptying the contents of the microwave popcorn bag into a pan on the hotplate upstairs. Good times.

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[freethepenguins.livejournal.com]

Why exactly is your microwave locked in the dining room?

The reason I ask is because of a hilarious situation where this old lady at a nursing home, before she "came" to the home, had ordered one of those built in wall safes that are like bomb shelters that are hidden in the wall. But when they finally got it open, all she had in there was a microwave and like a minifridge full of spoiled milk.

It was sort of sad, but still amusing in some ways.

[zana16.livejournal.com]

See, we've been asking for the microwave that's supposed to be on the second floor of our dorm for an entire semester, but apparently they can't find it. The other one is in our diningroom, which is locked for January term because only like ten people are in the dorm, so we eat at another diningroom. They didn't have the sense to take the damn thing out, so we are popcorn- and Easy-Mac-less. Woe.

[mspeel4077.livejournal.com]

You cats are crazy! Why did they lock up our beloved microwave? I refuse to cook Easy Mac over a campfire! ... In my room ... Grrrr.