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[zana16]

In my inbox today:

Dear Zana,

If you are like me, maybe you have
been wondering what type of burial
would be the greenest.

No. No, actually, I haven't.

Comments

[ambyr.livejournal.com]

The answer is obvious.

Soylent green.

[zana16.livejournal.com]

D'ya know, I just spit my water across the desk?

Brilliant.

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

Wait till you hit fifty and they start sending you the damned ads in the mail, complete with post card response forms.

[zana16.livejournal.com]

O_O

...You're not kidding, are you? That's kind of sick. Do they actually get business that way??

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

Nope, not kidding. They must get business since they keep doing it. We also used to get thoughtful phone calls from "pre-need" funeral planning counselors. Oy.

[zana16.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not in the funeral business. I don't know that I'd have the stomach for it.