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Jul. 12th, 2004 09:48 amHee! I didn't understand today's Doonesbury until I saw this:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/scottbateman/290586.html
http://www.livejournal.com/users/scottbateman/290586.html
Jul. 12th, 2004
It is only through the application of no less than eight (8) chocolate brownies that I am not at home, in bed, moaning in pain.
My body has decided to hit me with three months worth of cramps all in one!! Isn't that thrilling?? Along with three months worth of blood. I think I hate my body. So much for that positive-body-image thing I had going for about, say, three seconds.
It's a good thing I'm not planning on taking over the world, cause it's moods like this that would lead me to kill all the stupid people, and then the economy would suck even more than it does now.
When I'm not in pain, I'm a pacifist. Really.
My body has decided to hit me with three months worth of cramps all in one!! Isn't that thrilling?? Along with three months worth of blood. I think I hate my body. So much for that positive-body-image thing I had going for about, say, three seconds.
It's a good thing I'm not planning on taking over the world, cause it's moods like this that would lead me to kill all the stupid people, and then the economy would suck even more than it does now.
When I'm not in pain, I'm a pacifist. Really.
On the way to the library, I spot a "God is pro-life" bumper sticker. I comment that since a bumper sticker says it is so, it must be. My brother: "Then how come we're not immortal?"
Maybe you had to be there.
I should know better by now than to go anywhere near the public library system. I just wanted Lynn Flewelling's last book and to renew "Galileo's Daughter". And yet. I ventured into the children's section. Excuse me, the children's floor. Holy crap. Lesson plans? What do you mean, lesson plans? I don't have time for no stinkin' lesson plans!
( books! )
Maybe I should be a children's librarian. 'Cept I'm not so into reading aloud.
In other news, I finally got ahold of the Lost pilot. I won't be able to watch it until Friday, though. I trust those of you with television will be squeeing over Dom for me tonight. Meanwhile, I am off to finish The Bone Doll's Twin and start Hidden Warrior. Slashy goodness, and it's canon!
Maybe you had to be there.
I should know better by now than to go anywhere near the public library system. I just wanted Lynn Flewelling's last book and to renew "Galileo's Daughter". And yet. I ventured into the children's section. Excuse me, the children's floor. Holy crap. Lesson plans? What do you mean, lesson plans? I don't have time for no stinkin' lesson plans!
( books! )
Maybe I should be a children's librarian. 'Cept I'm not so into reading aloud.
In other news, I finally got ahold of the Lost pilot. I won't be able to watch it until Friday, though. I trust those of you with television will be squeeing over Dom for me tonight. Meanwhile, I am off to finish The Bone Doll's Twin and start Hidden Warrior. Slashy goodness, and it's canon!