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[zana16]

I went to Forbes today with procrastination on my mind; I have an unhealthy addiction to books on tape and was hoping that they'd have more Jane Austen in. In the four years I've been checking books out there, nobody has ever been able to tell me definitively how many books on tape you can check out at one time. Today both the children's department and the main library desk each said four, but I checked out four in each location. Then I found another one, and went to the media desk just to see if I could get away with it. This, with the two I already had checked out, makes eleven books on tape. I laughed slyly to myself as I edged out the door, trying to look inconspicuous with my bulging backpack full of books. Oooh, I am such a rebel. Not. John Ashcroft has been keeping track of library patrons' reading lists; I wonder if the government will list me as a possible delinquent. Obviously I must be a terrorist if I subvert the bureaucracy! I'm daaaaaangerous.

Now if I only had batteries for my walkman.

Did I mention that I'm easily amused?