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!!!!!!

ellirpa rocks my world! Not only does she give what are certifiably the world's best footrubs (I never understood the appeal of footrubs until she gave me one), but she sent me an enormous care package! With all sorts of things! And Charmin' Williard! And... and.... *squeeeee!!!*

*bounces off to enjoy*

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Amy, talking of kitchen implements and tanning the skin of cute fuzzy mammals, informs us that "every animal has enough brains to tan its hide".

We've decided that a good insult would be "You don't have enough brains to tan your own hide." It would get us some strange looks, at least.

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o_O They're gonna do background checks on all the staff here. I wonder what mine'll come up with? Since I've never committed sex crimes, which is what they're looking for (insurance company insists), I'm not too worried, but I wonder if I'll get to see the report?

I could never work for the CIA, in any case.