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[zana16]

In my inbox today:

Dear Zana,

If you are like me, maybe you have
been wondering what type of burial
would be the greenest.

No. No, actually, I haven't.

Comments

[ambyr.livejournal.com]

The answer is obvious.

Soylent green.

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

Wait till you hit fifty and they start sending you the damned ads in the mail, complete with post card response forms.