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zana16 ([personal profile] zana16) wrote2008-01-22 10:39 pm

moodswings "R" us

Signs you've been watching too much X-Files lately:

1) You get very upset with Netflix when they don't have Plan Nine From Outer Space immediately available.... it's only the third-worst movie ever made; who else wants the damn thing?!

2) In the "Magick and Paranormal" section of your second-favorite used book store, you actually pick up The UFO Abductee's Survival Guide and laugh so hard the owner of the store gives you dirty looks.

3) You know all the words to Bree Sharp's stalkeriffic "David Duchovny, Why Don't You Love Me?" and catch yourself singing them in the backstock refrigerator at work.

4) You have (oh, the shame) read Lone Gunmen Mary-Sue fic because dammit, there's no good LGM fanfic out there.

[identity profile] cumaeansibyl.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Third-worst? Out of curiosity, what were the first two, and who's making the list?

[identity profile] zana16.livejournal.com 2008-01-25 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm making the list, and I figure nothing can be as bad as The Malibu Beach Vampires. Plan 9 at least has some... a few... maybe just one... redeeming qualities. There's probably another, worse movie out there, so I left the rank of second-worst-movie-of-all-time open to be filled when I inevitably run across it.